i’m not dead, i just haven’t been on this account at all for over two months now.

if you want to talk to me, though, i recommend doing so on my other blog jonginhugs.

-kaily, 9/24/2015

to hardly acquaintance #7 in the story of my life

i could write a list of reasons why you’re an idiot

but also

if you wanna cuddle and watch the twilight zone for four hours straight then i’m up for that too.

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jonginhugs:

holy shit, there was a time when all i ever ate was baby food. not even baby food in moderation, i perpetually ate exclusively baby food. why does that feel so weird to think about?

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hvlth-gxth:

my constant internal dialogue.

 #walrus  #vine  #me
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rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

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batpigandme:

😊😍😘❤ such a stunning girl ❤ by lovealoyalbulldog http://ift.tt/1J9l3Gd

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Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists: Um...
Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
 #chat
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Anonymous ASKED →


Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

 #ask  #yep  #walrus
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harinef:

…………………………………LIGHTWEIGHT MAKEUP

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asbehsam:

back-that-sass-up:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

“History truly is interesting. in which my favorite president having the longest hat. Ahh yes Asbehsam Lincoln.”

I have no words….

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Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

imaginetheavengers:


image

BRING IT ON

Watch me get absolutely nothing in my ask box

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pygmypuffs:

Me as hell